Day Fifty-Nine - Chuzzle

The object of this game is to burst as many Chuzzles as possible. If you get a group of three or more, they explode. Three or more. Simple. My iPod must have glitched or something. See if you can figure out what's wrong with this picture...

Day Fifty-Eight - Yesterday...

...was actually day fifty-eight. I've been posting two blogs every two days lately. I keep forgetting, I'm sorry. If you're familiar with Microsoft Excel, you know that it never ends. Or so you thought. I have found the end of Excel. Here, have this.

Day Fifty-Seven - My Gay

I love my gay. Today I took him to get his hurr did, and then we went out to dinner and to his house and played Grand Theft Auto. I shot the crap out of some pedestrians with a combat shotgun. Good times.

Day Fifty-Six - Well...

My friends came over last night and distracted me from making my blog post. Ah, well. Here's Hades with Tokyo Bandit, my stuffed penguin.

Day Fifty-Five - Flute Thing

Can someone tell me what this is? It looks like some sort of flute/trombone love child...

Day Fifty-Four - Art

I wish I could draw. Even remotely well. But, I can't. Luckily, my best friend can, and she makes stuff for me. She's so nice.

Day Fifty-Three - The Moon

Sometimes it is so gorgeous. Don't you think?

Day Fifty-Two - Pandora

I've discovered the greatest thing ever. Free online personalized radio station. For the win.

Day Fifty-One - Healthy Pasta

I honestly don't really care how good it is for you. I just care if it tastes good. I do love pasta.

Day Fifty - Uhm...Oops

Had a lot of stuff going on yesterday, and I pretty much completely spaced making a blog. So I'll make two today. The first one poses this question...in McDonald's ketchup really any fancier than anyone else's ketchup? Sorry it's sideways...

Day Forty-Nine- Fail Car

At the mall today, we came across this car. Half out of the space, driver's door smashed in, plastic over the window, windshield wiper inexplicably sticking straight up...We call this Fail Car.

Day Forty-Eight - Bela

His name used to be Bella, then Hades found out that he's a guy, so she changed it to Bela, after Bela Lugosi. Oh, good times.

Day Forty-Seven - I Am Now The Proud Owner...

...of a green Power Rangers shirt! Oh, yes. Feel the awesome.

Day Forty-Six - Physics Labs

In Integrated Chemistry and Physics, we had to do some lab where we calculated the velocity of walking forwards, backwards, speed walking, and hopping. Super fun.

Day Forty-Five - Valentine's Day

Hades gave me a heart shaped cookie at lunch. It has a lighning bolt in the middle, because that's how I draw them, since I'm Zeus. This was pretty much the only love I got all day...

Day Fourty-Four - A New Dog...

...can brighten the crappiest of days. Today I came home to Koevoet, pronounced Koo-foot, it means crowbar in Afrikaans. She's a border collie, Australian cattle dog, blue heeler, blue tick mix. She's about a year old and full grown. I adore her.

Day Forty-Three - The Doof Clenas

My father frequents motorcycle forums. Years ago, he was on one, and happened upon a pretty funny typo. A guy had meant to write "good clean filter" and had instead written "doof clena filter". Not realizing it was a typo at first. my dad Googled it and got nothing. Once he realized it was a typo, he picked it up and ran with it. And he hasn't stopped running. An entire forum was created just for the Doof Clenas, who were now a motorcycle "collective" (much like the Borg). They use the number 43 because "D" is the fourth letter of the alphabet, "C" the third. They throw the 43 up in pictures. They go on motorcycle rides to 43 signs. Branching off of this, still on the same forum, are the gAZINTa's (as the Doofs call them, or GazintA's, as they call themselves). They are rogue Doof pirates, and they have cookies. They take trips to 7 signs, "G" being the seventh letter of the alphabet. Every year, in Eureka Springs, Arkansas, they have a Doof-a-palooza. A ton of them get together and drink and ride (not at the same time), have a crap ton of fun, and are a general nuisance to anyone and everyone. There are a number of other, smaller but just as uproarious gatherings throughout the year. Basically, these people are just a hell ton of fun. I'd recommend getting to know some of them. I'm MiniGlide on the forum, by the way. My dad is MegaGlide, founder and president. Head on over. Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective

Day Forty-Two - Facebook Conversations

I have some pretty awesome ones. Because I, and my friends, are quite hilarious. Also, prepare yourselves, because tomorrow's blog post is probably gonna be huge, and very informative. It's special since it's Day Forty-Three. You'll understand why tomorrow. Here, have these Facebook conversations...

Day Forty-One - Narwhals

Or, as I call them, the unicorn of the sea. I am 107% convinced that they don't exist. And I know at least a few people who agree with me. There are none in zoos. What's up with that? They don't exist. That's what's up.

Day Forty - Netflix

So, I recently had five snow/ice days. Due to the weather, it was impossible to go anywhere. Eventually, having exhausted my options for things to do, I took to NetFlix. I must have watched the Fifth Element five times. Or more.

Day Thirty-Nine - Giggy!

My guilty pleasure tv show happens to be the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I adore it. Especially Lisa and her little pom, Giggy.

Day Thirty-Eight - My Dog

She is extremely cute. I love her dearly. Her name is Abby Normal. If you've seen Young Frankenstein, you'll understand that. Yes, I know we're awful people.

Day Thirty-Seven - Best Friends

There's nothing better than best friends. Hence the "best". I love these girls and wouldn't trade them for anything. This is Poseidon, Hades, and me.

Day Thirty-Six - Snow!

Spending the day, and night, at my friend's house. It has snowed around five inches today. So, yes, we played in it like we were six. Good times. I made a snow lightning bolt, because I am Zeus.

Day Thirty-Five - Crap

I'm actually posting this in the wee hours of the morning on day thirty-six, so I apologize. You'll forgive me, right? Thanks. Here, have this...

Day Thirty-Four - Even More Ice

I'm sure it is abundantly clear by now that this is all I have to talk about, considering the fact that I can't actually go anywhere. So, here's a picture of my windshield covered in an inch of ice.

Day Thirty-Three - Power Outage

Due to the previously mentioned ice storm, our transfomer exploded last night. Massively loud, sparks flying, lit up the whole sky. It was hilarious. But, we were without power for while...

Day Thirty-Two - Ice Storm

'Nuff said...